What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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It was a shih-tzu

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Because they knead the dough.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk