Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes More Martin Luther King Jr. Jokes

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

Vision Jokes More Vision Jokes

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Movement Jokes More Movement Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"