Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

Why do you hide behind a mask?

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Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive

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What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"