Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.