Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.