Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.