How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.