Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn?

Ebo-wling