Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

Brooklyn Jokes More Brooklyn Jokes

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts