Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.