Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

George Washington Carver.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.