How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.