Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What number is most common in earth sciences?

e

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...