Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

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Which number confuses people?

82

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...