Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...