What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.