What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Thrust Jokes More Thrust Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!