Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

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What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral?

Bereave it.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal