Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What do you call an asian golddigger?

Cha Ching

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal