Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...