Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.