Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.