What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

How do you make the 12th man Happy?

FIRE BEVELL