Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

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Where do most black people work?

In jail

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!