Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!