Awkward.
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Cloning.
For throwing out all the w's.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
W
She threw out all the W's.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
he threw out the W's
They're not infallible
She threw away all of the W's.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
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A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Remove the w
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
U and I.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Take away her "W."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
He's flat Baroque...
Because he was the rightful heir
King Philip the Third.
The Wii! (Oui)
Xenublade
he asks. Because my arm is getting tired
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
He force quit.
He came to work baked.
Left behind
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
In his sleevies.
Up his sleevies."