Awkward.
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Cloning.
For throwing out all the w's.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
W
She threw out all the W's.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
he threw out the W's
They're not infallible
She threw away all of the W's.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Remove the w
Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.
U and I.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
Take away her "W."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
A witch with a blindfold !
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
the infantry
Because they don't want a man lost!
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
Treason
Dad.
He was dis-gruntled!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Thank you for your patients.
Messie Thank you and goodnight.
