He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Slanta Claus.
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
They send them through the Wash.
He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!
Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Stamps!
She had never learned to spell properly.
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Post office.
A: Post office.
