Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Olympic Games Jokes More Olympic Games Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

How much did the Olympic Games cost?

About a Brazillion dollars.