Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Olympic Games Jokes More Olympic Games Jokes

How much did the Olympic Games cost?

About a Brazillion dollars.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.