What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"