What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer