What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."