Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.