Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.