What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.