Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times