Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Cluck Jokes More Cluck Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !