Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Previous Random Joke Next
Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Fowl Play Jokes More Fowl Play Jokes

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Suspect Jokes More Suspect Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!