Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.
Who are you
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
On charges of battery.
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
