Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!