Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.