Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.