Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.