Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs