Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.