What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!