What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple