What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*