Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake