Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !