Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.