Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.