Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"