Why did the dolphin run away from home ...

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"