Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !