Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Why are you wearing?

existentialist reporter on the red carpet

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."