How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.