How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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Keeping cows from falling apart.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.