He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
Homeless.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
Because it was grounded.
A hare dare.
Because he got there before the hare.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Because they quickly lose interest
A minor.