Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.