How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.