Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison?

You know he's guilty.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.