Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.