What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.