What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo