What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo