What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Won.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Occur Jokes More Occur Jokes

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Lifestyle Jokes More Lifestyle Jokes

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.