Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork