Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.