What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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They keep taking all the green cards

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.