How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What's green and german?

Snotzis.

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!