How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.