Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.