What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.