Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
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Call of Duty: Economic Warfare
Because he fell asleep on duty.
A policeman doing his duty!
Because it was his duty.
The Sims
They're practically non existent.
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
On duty
unfazed*
Battlefield: Call of Duty
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Tuesday
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
They respawn.
Duty. Honor.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...
Because he's got rusty knees.
They are used to being chaste.
Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*
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