Why did the John leave the Brothel?

He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

How bad is it?

John: "How bad is what "