Why did the John leave the Brothel?

He was sick of the hormones! (whore-moans)

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see