Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Hip-Pop
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
They handsome money to the cashier
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
It bucked!
