How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.